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Posted by on Nov 9, 2016

Free erotic ebook.

Right. So, in light of recent events, I thought everyone might need something with a happy ending. And a few months ago, I wrote an erotic novellette which had an (for my standards, at least) extremely happy ending, and the usual sexy scenes in between. It looks like this: It’ll be free from now until January 20th 2017. You can get it on Smashwords, using the Coupon Code XQ75H, which during checkout will reduce the price to 0. Je suis americain. Enjoy, Kat P.S.: FAQ Q: Is this about Trump? A: The book is about a very different president, with a very different penis. Any connections you draw to currently living people are yours to draw. Q: What’s the book about? A: Well, if you’re not familiar with my work, it’s a lesbian novellette about an unlikely pair of women investigating some paranormal events during Weimar Germany. It includes extremely explicit sexual scenes you may or may not be comfortable with. So hey, it’s erotica. Q: Is there any other way to get it? Why do I have to go through this bullshit with Smashwords? A: The book’s for sale on several other ebook stores, but Smashwords is the only one where you can get it for free. Part of the reason is that this is the only way I can make it free on short notice, and at the same time, I like to keep track of my own freebies, which is why I use Smashwords coupons extensively. Subscribers of my newsletter know this already. In the end, it’s up to you. If you don’t want to make an account with them to get a free ebook, don’t. It’s an offer, not an obligation. Q: Shut the fuck up, Eurofag! A: While not a question, I take this as a criticism of my own ability and/or business to concern myself with US politics. So then: My partner is american, and even if she weren’t, whatever happens over there, affects us over here, good or bad. If you’re offended by a foreigner’s opinion, then it says more about you than it does about...

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Inspiration

Posted by on Aug 21, 2016

Inspiration

So, as you know, last weekend I had a little AMA on Reddit, which kept me immensely busy, but was also immensely fun. I’ve learned at least as much from it as the redditors who asked me questions, like what aspects readers are most interested in when they hear about erotica, or what other autors’ experiences are with self-publishing. And one recurring question has been, over and over: “Where do you get your inspiration from.” Now I have to admit that I don’t understand the question at all. I always thought that all writers had enough inspiration, enough ideas – in fact, more than they would ever be able to implement in their entire life, so I find it strange that someone might not understand where inspiration comes from. And since I was reminded of that again this morning, let me give you a live example of how it works: I love videogames. It’s one of my vices, and one of the games that provided me with some inspiration is called Banished. It’s pretty simple; it’s about a group of settlers in a foreign, virgin land where they need to survive, thrive, explore, gather resources and start creating their settlement. Playing it, I had thought for a while now that it would make a great setting for a story – a small group of people, far away from home, pretty much by themselves… it has an atmosphere of adventure, independence, freedom, room for new ways of living, freed from the constraints of the old country, but still bound by their own cultural traditions and views. It was a rough idea, but I kept it in the back of my head, just one word in my “story ideas” note: Settlers What I was missing was a good environment to put the story in. I love having stories set in different environments, and not just ones I’m familiar with. So, many of my stories play in lots of different European countries. So when I met an older gentleman who had emigrated Romania in the 70’s, and who was originally from a german-minority region there called “Siebenbürgen”, we talked a little, and I found the region interesting. Not so much because it conjures up images of Count Dracula, but because two cultures clashing creates the most interesting stories to me; in this case, the germanic culture that clashes with the romanic culture....

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Cloister Black – Prologue Part 3

Posted by on Aug 14, 2016

Cloister Black – Prologue Part 3

A dark lesbian domination story Things come to a head when Ida and Judyta sneak into the stables at night, to finally experience the duchess’ dark secret there themselves. Lost in their own animalistic urges and an unbridled passion for one another, they give in to their dirtiest passions, until the two women become just a writhing mass of sticky wetness. But for how long can they keep their secrets? Barnes & Noble Smashwords Why are some books not available in certain...

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Ask me anything!

Posted by on Aug 13, 2016

Ask me anything!

Hey luvvies, I’ll be doing an AMA on Reddit this weekend, starting NOW! So if you ever wanted to ask me anything about anything, this is your...

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Prints

Posted by on Aug 9, 2016

Prints

Alright. This is probably just me bragging, but fuck it, I’m just so damn proud that I have to share this. So here’s what happened: I finally sat down and figured out how to make print books, and as a result, several of my collections are now available on paper. I did this primarily because I wanted to donate them to prison libraries, which are possibly the only places in the world where printed erotica are still in demand. Of course, there’s also some vanity involved, since seeing your books in print is still something special. Not that I could prominently display them in the living room, mind you… So anyway, I’ve done that, and ordered myself a proof copy of The Caller (which, as you should know, I wrote under a different pen name), just because it makes for a nice novel, I thought, and it finally arrived! I’m sooooo excited, even though it’s just a silly little book, it’s MY silly little book, and I can’t stop leafing through it. Check it! The gloriously glorious cover! Title Page And the beginning! It even came out with the right fonts and everything! I’m soo happy. A small little issue is the cover, which is cropped a little too much at the top, and for future prints I need to take that into account. Otherwise, this was surprisingly easy and cheap to do, and I’ve since put up a few more books into print, but have yet to get them delivered to myself. However, I have reached out to a few charities that distribute books to prisoners, and sent them a couple of copies, which means they’re already well on their way to a few dozen lucky inmates, which makes me happy as well. Yeah, I’m a fan of Orange Is the New Black, so this is probably all just a romantic little pipe dream, but it’s one that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, and so I’m following it. Which is probably the story of my life – “follow the fuzzy dream”. Could be worse, I guess.   Fuzzed,...

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Better Writing Initiative: Description

Posted by on Aug 9, 2016

Better Writing Initiative: Description

Better Writing Initiative is an exercise at improving writing techniques. Description uses a picture as inspiration to describe a scene, or parts thereof. It was dark in the club, and damp. The feeling of wetness was in the air, on the floor, and on the skin of the people around. I couldn’t see much of anything, bodies were just illuminated by flickering, erratic beams of coloured light. Sometimes, it would change to the music, other times it seemed to have nothing to do with anything at all. Finally, I found Martina again, dancing against one wall, all by herself. She was illuminated by the deep, red glow of a projector, who cast a screen from Metro 2033 onto her, with the words “FEAR THE FUTURE” in bold letters underneath it, and the “THE” shone right into her crotch – her hairy, naked crotch… My slave had undressed while I was gone, and stood there now, unashamedly, displaying her gorgeous, well-proportioned body for everyone, who could glimpse her in the dark, red, dingy light, in this remote corner of the club. So, essentially, only for me, but feeling, hearing and seeing all those other people around us, dancing, drinking, enjoying themselves, all of them potentially watching, potentially… wanting her. It heightened her excitement to the point at which her nipples stood on end on her large, heavy, slightly sagging breasts she was so proud of, her long brunette hair, a mere black shadow around her face, was flinging wildly from side to side at her moves and that crotch… that lustful, lusting, lascivious crotch that I had spend so much time in, the pussy she had dedicated to me, and me alone, the pubes that she had cultivated, just because I liked it, the strong, feminine thighs, her wide, well-rounded hips… all of that swung seductively and mesmerizing right between FEAR and FUTURE. It was, where I was headed.                   Image is by Rosario Gallardo and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic...

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