Anonymous confessions of sexual preferences

Everybody’s got their mannerisms, and mine isn’t even all that special or something outlandish, like you see on TV. Like, I don’t get horny when I see cake, and such – well, only a little, but that’s normal, isn’t it? What I mean is that my sex life seems to be normal to me, but gave me a few surprises here and there. The special thing is, I scream.

And I don’t scream like those porn dolls on the internet scream, a little shrill and squeaky, but otherwise all prim and proper, maybe even a little shy – no, when I scream, the microphone would burst, and the camera along with it.

And I don’t scream just about anything, but when I’m really going at it – and it doesn’t take much to get me there either – then it can get really foul and dirty.