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The President’s Penis

Posted by on Jul 31, 2016

The President’s Penis

A historical series about an unusual lesbian couple and their paranormal cases During the worst inflation of the Weimar Republic, Eliza Spur runs across a mysterious ad, which puts her into the service of the excentric and strange Kathleen Schütz, herself an author of lesbian erotica. During her first day at work, she already makes the acquaintance of Kathleen’s willing and eager prostitutes and her even hotter, dirty stories. Overwhelmed by the strange and fascinating world she has entered into, Eliza still feels there is something deeper and darker below Kathleen’s business. An unannounced gentleman’s visit in the Brothel room of the erotic author finally bestowes an unexpected, delicate mission on Kathleen and her assistant, which implicates them in the highest political circles. Their job brings them to America, and while the two women become closer on their trip, they face a difficult decision at its end, which the success of their mission and the fate of the nation both depend upon. But can their love bear it? This book is the collected edition of all five parts of the first case of Archer’s Lane. It’s a lesbian romance with strong erotic scenes. Amazon Apple Google Play Barnes & Noble Kobo Smashwords Why are some books not available in certain...

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Better Writing Initiative: Dialogue

Posted by on Jul 27, 2016

Better Writing Initiative: Dialogue

Better Writing Initiative is an exercise at improving writing techniques. Dialogue uses a picture as inspiration for a dialogue that might be happening between the characters. “Do you think they’re seeing us?” Medea asked, staring at the window. “Of course not,” Micie answered. “They never look past a glass pane. They’re stupid like that.” The woman sighed. “Well, I guess it doesn’t matter,” she said. “As nervous as they are, they’ll see us long before we even get close.” “What’s up with you?” The cat purred annoyedly. “Where’s your hunting spirit? Your taste for the thrill?” Medea sprawled lazily on the sofa, pursing her lips. “How many do you think it takes?” she asked, ignoring the cat’s remarks. “Until you can fly?” Micie replied. “Well. I have it on good authority that it takes… hum… at least… thrice… five-ty. My aunt had told me, and she could fly.” “That’s not even a number,” Medea replied, rolling around bored on the soft pillows. “And I’ve never seen your aunt fly either.” Unflinching, the cat hissed. “You don’t even KNOW my aunt,” she said, not letting her eyes off the window sill. “She could fly from the ground up to the rooftop in one fell swoop.” “Jumping. It’s called jumping,” the woman groaned. “Anyone can do it. You can do it. Even I can do it, when I’m in cat-form.” Micie did the closest gesture cats could do to shrugging: She shook her neck. “All I know is, she could fly. And it took her four five-two hundred. You don’t need to eat them all at once, though. Just in total.” The witch rolled her eyes, and then cast a last glance at the windows, where sparrows had gathered outside, chirping and pecking the time away. If only she could remember the spell that would turn her into bird-form, she wouldn’t have to argue with her damn cat about how many birds she needed to eat in order to fly.     Image is by Luca Rubbi and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.0 Generic...

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A Spooky First Time

Posted by on Jul 25, 2016

A Spooky First Time

A historical series about an unusual lesbian couple and their paranormal cases Confronted with the secret they had been called on to solve, Eliza and Kathleen have a difficult decision to make: Can Eliza sacrifice her first time for the success of the mission, for no other than the President? And will her girlfriend stand by as a spectator, or at least keep her tongue busy? Amazon Apple Google Play Barnes & Noble Kobo Smashwords Why are some books not available in certain...

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Better Writing Initiative: Description

Posted by on Jul 24, 2016

Better Writing Initiative: Description

Better Writing Initiative is an exercise at improving writing techniques. Description uses a picture as inspiration to describe a scene, or parts thereof.   Alice got up and stretched, opening a bottle of coke. It was warm and sunny on the clearing, though not too hot, so thankfully the thin fabric of her tent wasn’t sticking to her skin, even though she had slept naked. Well, not just slept naked, she camped naked. Or, at least almost naked, if the flimsy short pants counted at all. So far away from civilization, it seemed pointless to wear much clothing, after all. Who was going to see her? Andy, the asshole, who ran away two days ago? They had fought, again, over stupid little shit, as usual, but this time he seemed to have had enough. Took off with the car and all of her cash, leaving her out here stranded. Well, she thought, at least she still had the provisions and all the camping equipment. And besides, she was great at this, the outdoors, survival, finding her way in the wilderness, even without help or guidance. She might look like a city girl, with her red lipstick and high heels, the fake blonde hair and carefully applied makeup, but that was For all she knew, she would be running across Andy, getting lost on the camping trails, out of gas, desperate, hungry, who knows what. The thought filled her with a strange sense of satisfaction. Would she help him? Perhaps, she mused, taking a sip from the bottle, and then looked wistfully into the distance.       Image is by Alice Bolton and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.0 Generic...

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Milking the Maid’s Backdoor

Posted by on Jul 17, 2016

Milking the Maid’s Backdoor

A historical series about an unusual lesbian couple and their paranormal cases At their destination, Kathleen and Eliza get introduced to their mission by a covert agent, and make her comfortable with the love between women in return. While Eliza gets lost in the pussy of their shared lover, her girlfriend has a special surprise in store. But is her backdoor ready for it? Amazon Apple Google Play Barnes & Noble Kobo Smashwords Why are some books not available in certain...

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Nude and naughty on the deck

Posted by on Jul 10, 2016

Nude and naughty on the deck

A historical series about an unusual lesbian couple and their paranormal cases On the passage to America, Eliza tries to find out more about their mysterious mission and her strange boss. The more she questions, the more questions she has. But when she finally finds Kathleen completely nude on the upper deck, her questions quickly give way to very different throughts: Did she really feel drawn to the author like this? Was she ready to leave her clothes, as well as her inhibitions? And how would Kathleen treat her when they would finally give in to their lust? Amazon Apple Google Play Barnes & Noble Kobo Smashwords Why are some books not available in certain...

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