Hey there.
Wah! Who the hell are you?
I’m your internal dialogue.
Oh, fuck you!
You can call me El.
Well, alright then. Fuck you later.
I would like that.
I bet.
…
This is awkward.
So, how are you?
Good. Busy. Got a few new titles out the past couple of weeks, set up some serious social networking shit, got a few new ideas for upcoming stories. Been good. And you?
Good too, thanks. I wish we’d talk more often.
Well, it’s not for want of trying, but you always want to talk about sex!
There’s nothing wrong with that.
There is when I’m trying to get SERIOUS SHIT DONE.
Whatever. So, how come none of the new titles are showing up on your website?
Well, I’ve got a few different pen names, and not everything is published under my main name. So these things got put out under a different one.
What’s the point of that?
Ah, you know, some stories just don’t fit my “usual” style, some are an experiment, some are aimed at a different audience and some are just not erotica. Would be weird if parents found out that the author of their kid’s book also writes zombie porn.
Speaking of zombie porn – are we ever getting more of that?
Yeah. I can only work on one thing at a time, but I’ve still got some good ideas about that storyline, and keep thinking about it almost every day. That’s a good sign it’ll go on.
Write it! Write it! Write it!
I will, once you’ll leave me alone!
That’s not true, you’re just going to play that zombie game…
Hey, that’s research!
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