Yeah, well. It’s hard to keep up with this crap, innit? So I’ve been finishing books like crazy over the weekend and I haven’t even told you all about it! Let’s see then, where did I leave you off? Right, with the fucking translations!
Well, then I’m sure you’ll be just as thrilled as myself when you learn that I’ve finally got a hold on it and found not only a very good spanish translator (who works on my first spanish book as we speak) but also got two more books in german out, some of them with some outside help, but for the most part translated by yours truly. (Turns out, german translations aren’t only expensive, but also crappy.)
THEN. A dark fairy tale. A billionaire book. And anal office sluts. Don’t forget the office sluts.
AND FINALLY. I wrote a sex advice book, and if that doesn’t finally make me an expert in the field, then I don’t know what will…