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One Battle is the loneliest Battle that you’ll ever do
So, looks like Paul Thomas Anderson finally got his Oscar. Good! He deserved it – for Magnolia! But it’s not for Magnolia. Instead, they gave him a little gold-plated mannequin for turning Thomas Pynchon’s dense, paranoid 1990s novel Vineland into a star-studded, chaotic clusterfuck that allowed wealthy Hollywood centrists to keep sitting on the fence…
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Soap Magic Part 2 – Sex-Shop Toy Test
Magic. Mayhem. Soap. So yeah, turns out, using the soap is a little more complicated than previously thought and I may or may not have gotten carried away and ended up chasing after some woman. Still, in the end, everything turned out fine when I got to try out all the toys in the sex…
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Soap Magic Part 1 – Lesbian Threesome in the Bathroom
Magic. Mayhem. Soap. What would you do if you were a lonely lesbian with a crush on her boss who just happened upon a magical piece of soap that might make all your dreams come true? Would you end up in a threesome, sandwiched between her and your co-worker, getting served on both ends…
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The Cumming Year – 2024
Another Orgasmic New Year It has been far too long that I got together with my girlfriend for a slutty and slippery slide into the New Year, but this time, she has planned something special: A very special maid, providing very special room service, just for me. Or wait: Make that two maids, who both…
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Writing Tracker
So, I made a thing. I’ve been searching high and low for an easy way to track my writing, but I didn’t want to really pay for an app or someone’s spreadsheet template, because I’m a poor. I know, we thought poors were mythincal beings of a bygone era, but it turns out, they made…
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Uma Melhor Iniciativa Sexual – Dicas Sexuais De Uma Lésbica Para Caras Heterossexuais
Então chegou a esse ponto: você está desesperado a ponto de buscar conselho de uma lésbica… Bem, você deve ter pensado: peraí, elas são mulheres que fodem com mulheres, então elas devem saber tudo sobre o que as mulheres gostam, certo? Certo! Então, meu amigo perdido, não tema, a ajuda está a caminho. Nessas páginas,…
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Una Mejor Iniciativa Sexual – Consejos Sexuales Lésbicos Para Hombres Heterosexuales
Como principio, el sexo no es complicado. Te calientas, coges, terminas. Es tan sencillo, de hecho, que todos los animales (incluidos los humanos) nacieron con el instinto del deseo por el sexo y el conocimiento innato de cómo hacerlo. Aun si nadie hubiera tenido “esa plática” contigo y por alguna trampa del destino nunca hubieras…
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Un Sesso Esplosivo. Consigli Di Una Lesbica Per Uomini Etero
Quindi. Siete abbastanza disperati da dovervi rivolgere a un gruppo di lesbiche per avere consigli. Magari avete pensato: Hey, sono donne che vanno a letto con donne, quindi sanno tutto sull’universo femminile, no? Giusto! Quindi non temere, caro amico imbranato, i rinforzi stanno arrivando. In queste pagine troverai i segreti per il piacere sessuale eterno,…
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Prima Fermata: Aeroporto, Masturbazione Inclusa
Mentre ero in viaggio per gli USA con le mie colleghe della band, il caos cominciò già all’aereoporto in modo sexy e selvaggio, quando cercammo di contrabbandare i nostri sex toys a bordo. Ce li avremo ancora sull’aereo?Il buco di Stefania sarà grande a sufficienza da contenere il suo giochino speciale?Riempirò un altro bagno con…